Meet Dave. Dave is Prime Minister. Dave really wants to do the right thing. He keeps telling us he wants to do the right thing. Again and again and again. One afternoon he told us four times in half an hour.

Then he went off and did the right thing. Every morning when he wakes up, he reminds himself to remind us that he's doing the right thing.

But what is the right thing? And what is the wrong thing? And is doing the right thing the right thing or the wrong thing to do? Or is doing the wrong thing the right thing to do when doing the right thing might turn out to be the wrong thing, and doing the wrong thing might turn out to be the right thing?

Next to doing the right thing, the most important thing is to let people know you are doing the right thing. JOHN D. ROCKEFELLER

You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else WINSTON CHURCHILL

Sometimes it is better to lose and do the right thing than to win and do the wrong thing TONY BLAIR

If I lose the ball, I lose it trying to do the right thing. That's the way it is. FRANK LAMPARD